grandma shit on top of the toilet
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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