its not stalking. its research.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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