I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
