BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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