I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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