Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
wanna go halves on a baby?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
My pussy is not your playground.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
