I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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