In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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