nutella sex= disaster
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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