i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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