the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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