I seem to have left my pride at pride
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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