I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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