I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Can I color on your dick again?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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