So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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