I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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