im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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