ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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