he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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