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I think i peed on brittanys purse
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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