Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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