yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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