i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
His hands were made for my vagina.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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