would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She announced her abortion via fbk
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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