bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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