Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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