It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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