I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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