So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
There's even glitter on my cock...
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