she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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