i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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