i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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