is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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