so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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