The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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