I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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