Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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