Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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