Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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