i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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