a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
