just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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