she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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