I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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