WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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