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I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes

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(208): View more from Idaho

bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend

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(203): View more from Connecticut

a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.

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(925): View more from California

I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'

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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?

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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.

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(813): View more from Florida

I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.

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You love porn!

(813): View more from Florida

Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.

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