UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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