We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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