i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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