I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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