just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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